The Psychologist is In

H: (first thing she said this morning) Mommy, Daddy is grumpy. He told me to go to bed.

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Me: Who are Snow White's friends?
H: Harper. Harper is Snow Wipe's friend.
Me: And who is mommy's friend?
H: Umm...coffee is mommy's friend.
Me: Really?
H: And juice is Harper's friend.
Me: What about milk? Is milk Harper's friend?
H: Yes!
Me: What about water? Is water Harper's friend?
H: No, water is Ariel's friend. And she sings the "Ah-ahh-ahhhhh".

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Seeing dinner on the table.

H: OH! It's the Be Our Guest dinner. It's beautiful!