One Line Wonder

Harper is perfecting her stand up routine by adding some awesome one liners.

H: I love green beans, they're beautiful. (bits one. chews. spits out.) I don't like green beans, they're dangerous.

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H: (telling Beauty and the Beast) And he falls in love with her because her dress is "lellow". Then they do the ring around the roses.

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H: Mommy, I can't walk - my mouth is tired.

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H: (after riding her bike) Daddy, I can't walk.

Daddy: Are your legs tired?

H: No, my hands are tired. My legs are happy.

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Mom: We're going to see Snow White at Christmas!

H: SNOW WIPE AT CHRISTMAS! Come on, mommy, let's go....we have to go to Christmas to see Snow Wipe!!!!

Mom: Honey, Christmas is a time and it's not now. We have to wait until Christmas.

H: NO, WE DON'T. WE CAN GO NOW TO CHRISTMAS!