In the bathtub:
H: I want to do the color, mommy. I need a picture.
Me: What kind of picture?
H: Of a spider. And Boots.
Me: Ok...here's a spider and a pair of boots.
H: NOT THOSE BOOTS. Make the Dora and her "pend" Boots. And Boots has the "liddle" boots. They red.
Me: Ok, Dora, Boots, and his boots. What else?
H: The spiders. And the mommy and the daddy. And the "liddle" spiders. They a family.
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After pooping in the potty:
H: I all done Mommy. I get off the big potty. (notices poop). WHAT THAT?
Me: That's poop. You pooped in the potty.
H: (puts both hands on rim of toilet and looks closer at the poop). I MADE IT! That's a poop.
Me: Yep. Now wipe.
H: And I "plush" the poop. Bye, poop.
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