H: We have a Christmas tree. With lice.
Me: Lights.
H: With lights. And beautiful enjamints.
Me: Ornaments? The tree has lights and ornaments.
H: Yes, lights and ornjamints.
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H: Mommy, do you know the reindeer?
Me: I know the song about reindeer. Do you know Rudolph?
H: Yes, he a reindeer. And he is RED!
