Monday, August 22, 2011

Garbage is a Girl's Best Friend

We were reading a Snow White book at bedtime and this is the conversation about the pictures in the book.

Me: And who is this?
H: It's the seven dwarfs.
Me: What are they doing?
H: They doing the Hi-ho.
Me: Yep, they're at work, right? What is Doc looking at? (He is looking at a diamond)
H: That's the garbage. He's going to throw it in the trash.
Me: It's a diamond. It looks like mommy's ring.
H: (examines my ring) No, mommy, your ring is a mirror. A little, little mirror. (Points to the diamond in the book). That is not the mirror, that's the garbage.

(We continue the story)

Me: And Snow White fell into a very deep sleep. And then one day, who comes to see her?
H: A HORSE!!
Me: Well, yes, a horse and a prince. What does the horse do?
H: He gives her the kiss. (She then sticks her tongue out and licks my shoulder)
Me: Thanks, but I like people kisses, not horse kisses. What does the prince do?
H: He gives her the hug.
Me: And then what happens?
H: The end.